Could Nick be the next survivor* booted off the island...

...or could it be AJ?

Nick: Yeah right. He's to stupid to know I'm Kid Nicky.

Justin: What? Kid Nicky? Where? I'll kill that damn bastard for messin with my ho- I mean bitch- ur, close female companion!

Before breast implants...

Lance:(with a slight lisp) Britney's highlights look so natural.
Joey: They didn't do a damn thing to Justin's fro!
Britney: Ha ha- Wait, Christina sold MORE albums then me? Quick, buy another thousand. You can go ahead and charge it to Justin's account.
Justin: SAY WHAT?!?!
Chris: Nod and smile... just nod and smile.
JC: Hey! They're opening a new Starbucks across the street! Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go...etc.

Joey: Lance, get off that skank before you catch something.
JC: Aw, crap.
Lance: Ow... nipples... stabbing me. Pain... help?
Britney: Once I'm through with Justin's, I'll move on to Lance's wallet.

*Mad propz to Lauran at our sister site for the survivor idea!