Q: Hey Homie G-Funk Pal!
V: doing HW
Q: hi friend friend
Q: then why are you online?
Q: tsk tsk, bad V
V: just am
Q: hmmm, I was bored so I painted my nails a pretty pink... I think a Britney song was on when I did that
V: o i c
V: i am typing with a pencil
V: so i'm slow
V: o i c
Q: I'm typing with my... uh... fingers?
V: get it?
Q: now nick is typing
V: that question markwas hard to make
V: go me!
V: wow that was hard
Q: i would use kevin, but y'know how slow that would be
V: uh huh
Q: ...the action figures?
V: o i ccceeeeee
Q: ok Nick was being slow so I stopped
V: is my present coming tommorrow?
Q: yuppers, I put it in my book bag
Q: hey ya wanna action figure with your prez?
Q: which one?
Q: not howie
Q: or Kevin
Q: or aj
Q: or brian
Q: ya want Nick?
Q: I should have some extra
V: is that my only choice
Q: I don't have much of the others
Q: I have like a shoebox full of Nick though
V: ok, how many of the other guys?
Q: I dunno
V: i'm typing with my fingers now
Q: I figured as much
Q: I know I have like 3 Howards
Q: dunno how many Kevin's
Q: um, Brian and AJ are around 5 or so, and then there are the Nick's... dun dun dun
Q: like 50 a those
Q: ya never know when you need a hit of Nick, lol
Q: Are you doubting that I love Nick? What if I'm stranded on a desert island with nothing but a shoebox full of Nicks?
V: um, i don't wanna know what's goin down on that island
Q: You won't be lonely for your daily dose of BSB and the action figures are probably safe to eat
V: no way dude
V: i'd make a little bsb shack out of them
Q: I did tell you about the Carter Sauce right?
V: uh uhuh
Q: BSB Shack... I like the sounda that
V: damn typoss
Q: ah ha ha!
V: bsb shack..not shag..dumbass
Q: did I say that
Q: how silly of me
Q: Shitz n' Giggles!
V: no...but i had a feeling u were thinkin thayt
V: grr typos
Q: *perverted grin*
Q: OH GOD!!!!!!!
V: O:-):-Dlike these 2 combineed
Q: I have to get Teen People!!!!!!!!
V: god what?
Q: I'm hyperventalating
V: o yeah i heard
Q: I just saw the pics they used
Q: I can't breathe
V: lucy was like, insane abou that
V: i caan't breathe
Q: HE LOOKED SO FREAKIN' FINE!!!!!
Q: DID YOU SEE THEM YET???
V: i get it
V: not yet
Q: i'M LAUGHING TO SO IT'S NOT HELPING!
Q: OOPS... i SHOULD TAKE THE CAPS LOCK OFF
V: chill girl
Q: Ok that's better
Q: damn it!
Q: there's this site with the old TP cover next to the new one... OMG!!!
Q: I think I'm going to throw up
Q: I feel sick now
Q: I didn't get enough air
Q: DAMNIT NICK!!!! Why does he do this to me?
V: were u eating him?
Q: uh... *glances around nervously* No... *plastic hand falls out of mouth*
V: *is scared now and gives you the most disgusted look*
Q: it tastes best with Carter sauce
Q: I would eat Howie, but I'd probably have a bad reaction and start winking
V: oo, and he probably tastes likecrap
V: u know who would taste good ?
Q: I wonder if BSB got in trouble...
V: he would be all wholesome
V: and yummilicious
Q: Brian would probably be educational and religious tasting
Q: I think AJ would be an aphrodisiac (or however you spell it)
V: naw, like a good cracker
Q: what about Mr. Bush Brows?
V: like fetticinni alfredo
V: that would be my guess
V: or like expensive wine
Q: yeah... he's like Italian, but not
V: or even like, cookies
V: chocolate chip ones
V: heh heh
Q: do I wanna know?
V: imagine biting him, and him tasting like a big yummi chocolate chip cookie
Q: I could imagine biting Nick and him tasking like Twinkies and Cheescake
V: nothing kinky here yet Q
Q: it's like what they say... you are what you eat *perverted grin*
V: huh? *ponders this for a couple hours*...oh yeahg...lol
V: imagine eating howie and him tasting good, wouldn't u be suprised?
V: if he tasted like coca cola
Q: Howie would br Spanish food, Brian would be Apple Pie (that's such a momma's boy hick kinda thing y'know?) Kevin would be Italian food (or in your case V a cookie) and AJ... AJ... would be like Pina Colta (sp???) kinky sex wax stuff, y'know the stuff in Ladies Man
Q: *speaking with a site lisp* and I'm sittin' here with my bottle of cavasiay, waitin' for all the pretty ladies*
V: "i'm gonna sip my cavasiay while i take some calls" <---ladies man
V: heh heh
Q: we need lives
V: "hello caller?"
V: i love when he does that
V: it's funny
Q: Howie's starin' at me and it's creepin' me out
V: i'm doing HWand looing at the delias site while talking to you
V: and attempting to work on the site
V: my life is ok right now
Q: Nick also looks like he's about to give me the finger
Q: guess what?
Q: my mom and I talked about death tonight... *begins to meow and claw at the air hissing, much like Chris Kattan in Goth Talk*
Q: I wanna find some stuff on Jimmy Fallon... what ever did happen to us doing that site on him... I think we should just stick to makin' fun of pop stars
V: i think we should adopt a jimmy fallon, i want one, he looks like he'd be fun just to have around the house
Q: *uncomfortable look*
V: he;d make the coolest bro
Q: *stares strangly at V*
V: got cut off
V: c'mon now
V: *stares strangely back, in disapointment that yu do not understand her vision*
Q: I'm thuper, but I don't think you are! I think you have been thniffing that darn glue again!
Q: thanks for athking though!
V: um ...riiight
Q: I feel all thmiley and gay right now V!
V: *stares oddly at Q*
Q: that'th jutht becauthe you are tho thpecial!
V: *looks at her bed longingly*must sleep
V: must sleep
Q: would you rather me be Britney Spears?
Q: don't mention sleep!
V: then you'd just be a stripper
Q: damn straight
V: tell me a story
V: i'm bored
Q: but I'm working at Hooters remember?
Q: do I have to tell you a story?
V: uh huh *evil grin
V: you're obligated
Q: *a strained look comes across face* sigh, ok
Q: there was once a girl named V
V: uh huh
Q: she was IMing her friend named Q
Q: V had a magical whip that could go through her computer...
Q: she began to whip Q until Q would bid to her every command, like telling a damn story very similar to this one...
Q: well one day V was about to whip Q, when I hand from internet land stopped the whip...
Q: the hand belonged to none other then....
Q: Nic... no, Joey.... no, uh, LANCE!!!!
Q: Lance spoke in a deep commanding voice that had V melting. He said, "V, of Pop Stars Inc. You must stop whipping your friend Q! It is such a crime!"
V: "why is that" said V
V: "And what are you gonna do about it poofu" she said with a seductive tone
V: i don't think poofu is something said in a seductive tone do you?
Q: He then turned to Q, "Never shall you be whipped again," he said. He then grabbed Q jumped on to a random horse that seemed to just appear there to his convenience, and the rode off into the sunset together. Leaving V and a random Howie action figure alone with her whip.
Q: The End
V: i wonder what we did with that whip
Q: You never said what kind of story it had to be
Q: *smartass smug grin*
V: ok, we could make it a kinky one
Q: *perverted grin*
V: i ried, but i was SHUT down
Q: the kinky Q that you once knew is back
V: new story then
V: one day....joey..AND ...Nick were hangin out ...in...uh....in...a club
Q: and they saw Q and madly fell in love with her
Q: The End
Q: oh yeah
Q: Howie and Chris were there too
Q: they saw V
V: then they saw V and became ill and had to go to the mens rooom, the end
Q: and hung on to her, while she desperately tried to struggle away
Q: now The End
V: no way
Q: mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
V: nick, joey, and lance, all decided to have a slumber party
V: they invited V and Q
Q: Q was there and some kinky things happened
V: to come fix their..uh...AIM, since it wasn't working
Q: Q just humped Nick and Joey while V showed Lance how to fix his *cough* package
Q: because it was bustin' out
Q: LOL!!! I'm so clever
V: and then joey split those pants again
Q: Q continues humping
V: i just HAD to fix them for the guy
V: gave him some doritos too
Q: Q continues humping while Joey eats his doritos and innocently watch while two girls mark on his crotch and hump it
Q: lol, you said dorito's right when I was
V: when did u start humping him
V: i missed that
Q: I was humping both HIM and NIck!
V: and then as nick watched all this longinlgly
Q: soon Nick and Joey are both humping Q
V: um no
Q: then AJ comes along with his bottle of cavasiay
V: can i get some!
Q: Q puts up barbed wire around her, Nick, and Joey
Q: "mwa ha ha ha ha ha, " he laughs demonically.
V: oh i get it
Q: I meant she
Q: "You can have Lance and the one humping the chair, he looks pretty horny."
V: then brian comes over to bring nick, joey and lance some cupcakes
V: and to his suprise
Q: Nick keeps humping
Q: so does Joey
Q: Q gets tired
V: ook enough humping
Q: and puts some cupcakes in her...
V: it's annoying now
V: in her..what?
Q: you cut me off!
Q: c'mon V... you've hung around me long enough to think of something really kinky
V: then justin comes over because his homies weren't down with his white boy moves on the dance floor
Q: I mean it's pretty easy, a humping Joey and Nick, Q, and some cup cakes
V: cupcakes, up...no...that would not be pleasurable
Q: *thinks kinky and perverted thoughts*
V: yikes, messy,
Q: pretty soon all the pop stars are there, having a blast, humping galore!
V: but someone would have to help clean it up....ok, i went too far
V: i said that
Q: but then Howie walks in, "Howie doin'?" *wink wink*
V: uh oh
Q: everybody flees (it was a bit more difficult for Q, Nick, and Joey as they were still humping)
V: ok, humping....NO
V: stop doin dat
Q: the party has ended, all because of Howard
Q: The End
Q: I have to go to bed
Q: because I need to get up early
V: but you killed the story
Q: and watch Nickolah and the rest of the boys on CBS
Q: I did not!
Q: humping is a natural part of life
Q: I mean look at AJ!
Q: and with that! good night!
V: there r more natural thing
V: SWEET dreams