Q: *hops on a duck*
V: *looks around confused*
Q: *flock of sheep come running*
Q: *they are followed close behind by a herd of leprechauns*
V: *gets her sheep herding stick* woop woop
Q: *get's her rainbow staff*
V: *gets her leprachaun herding stick* shoop shoop
Q: yeep yeep
V: fine then
Q: *turns around and begins to pet her kitty*
V: *wishes she knew where nsync was*
V: *ponder* where di that random hippo go?
Q: *Nsync walks in* Hi, we're Nsync!
Q: *Q wonders where BSB is*
Q: *Aaron Carter walks in*
V: *BSB walks in* hi we're bsb!
V: *glares are exchanged*
Q: *Q claps giddly and begins to chuck twinkies at Aaron*
V: hey joey...are u really gonna be a dad?
V: *joey is too busy gathering the thrown twinkies*
V: damn it joey...*snaps in his face* LISTEN!
Q: *Q puts on "Man, I Feel Like a Woman"*
Q: *Q, Lance, and Howie begin to dance around singing the song*
V: *lance starts dancing with howie*
Q: *Q begins with a twinkie*
V: *wonders what Q just said*
Q: you don't know what I just said?
Q: *throws twinkie to the groun*
V: begins with a twinkie?
V: *JC and lance give Q confused looks*
Q: *Q looks at her feet and sniffs*
Q: *shuffles them around a bit*
V: yo Q...I think joey might die ofvitamin defficiency if u don't feed him something more healthy than twinkies
Q: *looks at Joey who is quickly stuffing himself full of twinkie*
Q: *starts throwing carrots*
Q: *joey doesn't eat them*
Q: *Q shrugs* Can't say I didn't try
V: FINE, I'll go cook something
Q: *Nick Joey and Q follow behind*
V: *shuffles down to the kitchen* hmm what is there to eat? *looks through cabinets*
Q: *Q Nick and Joey peer over her shoulder*
V: ah hah! instant mac and cheese! *pulls out box and starts bioling water*
Q: *country music trails into the kitchen*
Q: *Q cocks head to the side* whaaaa?
Q: Oh no... the country boys have gotten into my dads music section!
V: eh oh
V: *covers ears and stirs the maccoronis*
Q: *Q runs out of the kitchen to see Lance, Brian, and Kevin wearing cowboy outfits and going through her dad's CD collection of country music*
V: will u go deal with that Q?
V: DO SOMETHING!
Q: *Q bites lip*
Q: *presses stop*
Q: *the click of guns are heard behind her*
Q: V... they have guns!
V: *runs out of the kitchen* joey, nick will u add the mix in five minutes? * runs to find the sorce of the guns*
Q: *Q is staring at the guns Lance, Kevin, and Brian are all pointing at her
V: oh shit
V: *uses her kung fu and kicks the guns out of their hands and gives them to Q* here ya go
Q: *Q looks up at V bewildered* you're giving the GUNS to ME?
V: *headss back to the kitchen to see that nick and joey are on fire*
Q: *accidently fires a gun*
Q: *JC and AJ run off thinking it's a drug bust*
V: *finds fire extinguisher* oh shit...QUUUU! what did u doo?
Q: *looks at Howie who is sitting petrified... a hole in the wall an inch above his head* Nothing...
V: *puts out joey and nick* JC? AJ? where y'all goin?
Q: JC: THE COPS! *another gun fires*
V: *comes in to see howie with a hole in the wall above his head* hey Q, did u always have that hole in the wall...I don't remember it
Q: *Q from the living room is heard to say, "Oops."*
Q: No... it was always there *gun fires*
Q: *tyke and busta yelp*
V: *takes the guns from Q* damnit
V: don't scare the pugs
Q: Uh, V... tyke's a chiwawawawawawawa
V: *goes back to the kitchen to try and clean up the mess joey and nick made in the kitchen*
Q: What smells like burning?
V: *calls from the kitchen* nick and joey are on fire again! *sounds from the fire extinguisher can be heard*
Q: *country music starts up again*
Q: *Q walks into living room*
Q: *sounds of more guns cocking are heard* Uh... V?
V: how many FUCKING guns are there in your house?
V: *starts freaking out from the stress of taking care of the boy band members*
Q: I thought this was your house?
V: no it's yours
V: your dad...is a cowboy...he has guns
Q: No it's not... If it's not mie, and it's not yours... who's is it?
V: and hence the country music
V: what do you mean? where are we then?
Q: I don't know...
Q: *Christina Aguilera walks in*
Q: What are you guys doing here?
V: oh no! it's my future house in kentucky! or christina's
V: one of the 2
Q: *Christina pulls out a shot gun*
Q: Christina: YOu better
V: *tries tp explain to christina that we were just here ..because..., and realizes she doesn't know*
V: oh SHIIIIIYAAAAAT
Q: *everybody runs*
V: *covers nick and joey sheilding them from the bullet*
Q: *Q trips over Christina's size 1 shoe and goes flying to the ground*
V: *knows better than to run because all the doors are locked*
Q: *see's a cheerio from her spot on the ground* yum.. *eats the cheerio*
Q: *nick and Joey whimper*
V: don't run! we have to work this out *hands christina some crack she found in JC's pocket* ok, are we cool now?
Q: *christina huffs and flips hair over shoulder*
V: christina: I guess....but get the fuck out of here
V: *everyone makes a mad dash for the door*
Q: THE END!
V: hee hee